hey, if you’re poor and are ever hungry and you live in utah, please come see me at work

equius:

yo, being hungry fucking sucks, especially when you can’t do anything about it. 

i work at the caputo’s market & deli in holladay, and if you come up and see me while i’m working, i will fill your belly with all of the cheese and fancy meat samples that you can handle, and then top it all off with chocolate. i’ll also do my best to send you home with a sandwich or salad and something to drink as well.

as long as you’re up to listen to me run my mouth about most of the cheeses while i’m giving them to you, then you’re always free to visit. just send me a message via IM on tumblr and we’ll figure out a time when i’ll be there to help you out. i’m your dad and i love you.