bob-artist:

Voice inside my head: There’s a reason you’re not more popular and successful as an artist.  The things you care about creating aren’t things that the general public cares about.  You should use your warmup time to do stuff that’s more crowd pleasing, like half-nude sketches of your prettiest characters kissing each other.

Me: Yeah, I hear you.  But what I really need to do today is paint fingernails onto a photo of raw hot dogs.