androdjinni:

curlicuecal:

lady-baconator:

garbashians:

jerseydevilslesbianlover:

pidge-gunson:

neko-crimson:

what the actual fuck

Men don’t know women can pee

ive been sitting on the toilet for 20 minutes trying to piss but the pee keeps getting lost in my confusing Woman Body

i haven’t peed in 16 days… my pee keeps running into the minotaur in the labyrinth that is my Womanly Excretory System

The… the maze???? Do men not realize how much shorter the female urethra is than males??? It’s literally like 2 inches long. Could you fucking research first at least?

The length and narrowness of the male urethra compared to females is also why male cats are more prone to urethral blockage and benefit from wet food and water fountain bowls to encourage hydration.

Fun fact I learned with a $1000 vet bill attached.

Straightforward, honorable. Emphatic, but not controllable. 

some fucking illuminati piss system. why the extra steps