damnitsizzi:

zarekthelordofthefries:

Ocarina of Time Link: Wait, why do you need a special mine for rocks to eat? There’s rocks everywhere!

Goron: Hylians eat plants right? Why do you need farms? Why don’t you just eat grass, asshole?

Link:

Goron: think before you speak next time, punkass

next time on downtown Hyrule