a summary of 2018 eurovision

dingdongyouarewrong:

• 20gayteen coming out full force with ireland, finland, and slovenia
• graham norton still gives no fucks
• so many pretty girls with pink hair
• people are forgiving of portgual doing a ballad because it’s gay
• same with ireland
• serbia has a wizard
• beyoncé shakira fusion
• everyone pities the uk
• MOTHERFUCKING VIKINGS
• MOTHERFUCKING VAMPIRES
• alexander rybak, having not aged in nine years, may also be a vampire
• everyone is super into a song that’s mostly someone clucking like a chicken
• INCREDIBLY STRESSFUL CLOSE VOTES