ushas42:

Manfred von Karma gets shot in the shoulder: “This is the worst thing that has ever happened to anyone, ever. Unforgivable. I shall never recover from having my perfect self marred so. I will spend 15 years ruining the life of a child over this.”

Franziska von Karma gets shot in the shoulder: “Ha ha, as if that’s gonna slow me down. Try harder next time, asshole.”