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thes3nator:

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mitanyc:

odditymall:

The Kingii is an emergency life preserver that you can strap right to your wrist that inflates in seconds and brings you straight to the surface of the water.

http://odditymall.com/kingii-wristband-emergency-flotation-device

WOAH NO WAIT WHAT I AM A LIFEGUARD DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY MORE LIVES THIS SHIT CAN POTENTIALLY SAVE???!!!

As someone who likes doing water-related things like fishing but intensely fears drowning, I’m gonna need like three hundred of these, okay.

Great way to exit an awkward conversation with a fish!

*fills this with helium so i can fulton myself out of social obligations”