dnd culture

littlebarda:

butchsona:

• (enemy mini gets knocked over) (players all shouting) HES DEAD! LOOK HE HAD A HEART ATTACK HE’S DEAD
• “NATURAL FUCKING 20″
• (dm introduces a child or animal npc) (players adopt it on the spot) 
• player after their character gets knocked unconscious: i’m dead
• dm and other players: you’re UNCONSCIOUS.

Just starting dnd culture is constantly asking “fuck which one is the d6 again?!”