lunammoon:

Phoenix when you are playing as him: I have no plan, no idea what I’m doing, im 5% sure my client might be guilty and if I don’t get lucky with the evidence and if the prosecution doesn’t present some choice evidence, im going to have a stroke

Phoenix when you are NOT playing as him: My third eye is open, you thought that you were one step ahead of me, but in fact, I’ve lapped you, the decisive evidence is in my back pocket, and i have a video tape of the crime in progress. You really thought you could come against me? Guess again sport, prepare for defeat.