Author: michellegruppetta8387
Before the campaign starts, individually tell each person that they’re secretly a double agent infiltrating the main group and is working for the villains and it’s going to be a huge plot twist in the story. Give them a cue on when to reveal that they’re evil.
When you give the cue, everyone will reveal they were a double agent working for the same people so there was no group to infiltrate.
“What dreadful Hot weather we have!- It keeps one in a continual state of Inelegance.”
— Jane Austen in a letter to her sister (18th September 1796). (via aisforausten)
My partner tells me there’s a house rule in all his games: “While uncreative, it is permitted to attempt to seduce your enemies; however, regardless of the dice you would normally use, you must use a d10 for this attempt”
Why a d10 specifically?
Because all other dice are platonic
mentally i am living in a cabin in the middle of nowhere in the woods of oregon and it’s foggy and i am wearing a big sweater and baking banana bread
*has a piece of bread and calms down a little*
why am i a college student and not a cat that lives in an antique shop
So, trying out a new pet-name, I decided to call my wife “Vanilla Bean”– just giving it a go because vanilla is my favorite flavor and beans are cute and she’s my favorite and also cute.
Now, apparently “Vanilla” is plain and boring and baby did not appreciate being called plain and boring, and so here is a list of the pet names she’s given me in last few minutes:
– My saltine cracker
– The concept of Kansas
– My dearest manila folder
– That beige color they paint offices
– Bleached white rice
– You blank word document, you
– My perfect suburbs Republican
– Tap water
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