jinspi:

jinspi:

at my funeral: *everyone is sitting in their seats when all of a sudden “i like to move it” by king julian blasts through the speakers and all of a sudden my lifeless corpse is dropped down by strings like a puppet and it just starts dancing*

everyone in these notes saying the songs not by king julian can die with me too

habeenki:

choose one: fangs or pointed ears, immunity or immortality, wings or horns, greek mythology or egyptian mythology, chokers or anklets, dark red or dark green, glitter or blush, heels or boots, ripped jeans or fishnets, long nails or short nails, vampire or werewolf, oceans or forests, books or movies, phone calls or text messages, rings or studs and skirts or jeans.

silver-boots:

steadfast:

vampireapologist:

You all, fools: *getting tattoos based on the ancient tattoos they find on bog mummies and the other ancient dead that for all you know will bind you to a forgotten god that now by all rights has a claim on your life for better or for worse*

Me, and intellectual: *doesnt fucking do that*

A forgotten god cannot run my life any worse than I am currently running it myself.

Bog mummy take the wheel

thecelestialmother:

mintmilano:

natcritiquescartoons:

I wanna say to all inspiring su theorists out there that i’m pretty sure the crew is stealing theories off tumblr. please be careful. your intellectual property is important. stay safe out there

this is soooooo funny SU critical blogs learned to correctly interpret foreshadowing and now they think they’re being plagiarized omg me when I read The Very Hungry Caterpillar and I thought he would turn into a butterfly at the end

IM LOSING IT