kalina-ionescu:

That moment when Austria and Sweden are on top but they get their points before the people’s top 10 even start

dingdongyouarewrong:

• 20gayteen coming out full force with ireland, finland, and slovenia
• graham norton still gives no fucks
• so many pretty girls with pink hair
• people are forgiving of portgual doing a ballad because it’s gay
• same with ireland
• serbia has a wizard
• beyoncé shakira fusion
• everyone pities the uk
• MOTHERFUCKING VIKINGS
• MOTHERFUCKING VAMPIRES
• alexander rybak, having not aged in nine years, may also be a vampire
• everyone is super into a song that’s mostly someone clucking like a chicken
• INCREDIBLY STRESSFUL CLOSE VOTES

sploded:

I hope Israel’s win means a comeback and renaissance for cheesiness and silly songs and wacky performances like Eurovision used to be, as the countries tend to copy the winner from last years, hence the amount of ballads lately, and that time Lordi won, all the songs next year had a rock vibe. SO BRING BACK THE SILLY. MAKE THIS A CHEESY SONG COMEBACK FOR EUROVISION WITH WACKY ON STAGE ANTICS

Silly songs can still win Eurovision! Ballads are SO mid 2010s!

the-sage-of-dissolution:

“Fuck the Jury”

Ancient European Proverb

darskash:

Its time to go back to sleep, Europe

See yall next year.

princessfailureee:

y’all dark skin black girls are so fucking beautiful and I’m mad how many of y’all get slept on cause truly y’all are beautiful