bonestiltsmadej:

cute things to call your significant other

  • the sky beast
  • moon monster
  • the cloud fiend
  • the evil eagle
  • dr sky shadow
  • mr wind biter
  • wingatron
  • the blood bird
  • flappy spookster
  • the winged wretch
  • fright terror
  • just call them a batman why is that hard

bonus: the gliding

susiephone:

favorite story: apparently, while filming “black swan,” the director would try to pit mila kunis and natalie portman against each other, telling them that the other woman was doing a better job, in hopes of making their characters’ rivalry seem more authentic. but it completely backfired, since instead of getting angry or competitive, natalie and mila would just congratulate each other on doing such good work.

tariqah:

Remember when George Bush started one of the most unnecessary conflicts on earth and ruined the lives of millions in Iraq, remember when just last year people sanitized his image to that of an old man who just paints and even liberals were talking about how he’s actually good now. Give it 15 years, it’ll happen for Trump too

continuants:

raejin99:

tinysaurus-rex:

samandriel:

samandriel:

samandriel:

samandriel:

I have a chicken named Noodle and she’s a bit under the weather and all she ever wants to do is cuddle. It’s past chicken bedtime and she was having trouble sleeping alone, so I took her out for a snuggle and she fell asleep with her head laying on my chest and she made the softest snores and I love her

Sadly Noodle’s prognosis is not looking good and she may not make it through this. My little bearded friend has showered me with love and affection since the day I got her. I chose Noodle because she was the chubbiest, happiest little chick in the bunch. I’m so happy I got to raise this smart little goof ball. She’s such a weirdo but she’s so full of love. Below is a picture of the day I brought her home and earlier today. 

Love you Chicken Noodle

GOOD NEWS

THE VET WAS VERY WRONG

MY NOODLE BIRD IS DOING FINE

She’s feeling so much better and is just loving all the personalized attention

Miss Noodle is going to remain a house chicken for a couple more days just until we’re absolutely sure she’s out of the woods and she’s honestly so thrilled about it because it means never ending snuggles

Here she is with her boyfriend Pharaoh who helped keep her calm when she was feeling really bad

Her boyfriend doesn’t even look real. he has a doll face. he was perfectly sculpted by the chicken gods.

Noodle deserves no less.

ilu noodle