gwynndolin:

spacedijks:

toast-potent:

tilthat:

TIL A law professor discovered a quirk in the law that makes murder technically legal in a 50 sq mile, remote section of Yellowstone National Park. He alerted Congress about the loophole and even wrote draft legislation to close the loophole. Congress has yet to act.

via reddit.com

meet me in the yellowstone national park in the next 5 ½ hours if you want an ass-kicking

i am having an outdoor tasting at yellowstone national park for an excellent vintage sherry. please bring your own masonry implements. jeff bezos is formally invited

the one true pvp enabled zone on the America dlc map

androdjinni:

curlicuecal:

lady-baconator:

garbashians:

jerseydevilslesbianlover:

pidge-gunson:

neko-crimson:

what the actual fuck

Men don’t know women can pee

ive been sitting on the toilet for 20 minutes trying to piss but the pee keeps getting lost in my confusing Woman Body

i haven’t peed in 16 days… my pee keeps running into the minotaur in the labyrinth that is my Womanly Excretory System

The… the maze???? Do men not realize how much shorter the female urethra is than males??? It’s literally like 2 inches long. Could you fucking research first at least?

The length and narrowness of the male urethra compared to females is also why male cats are more prone to urethral blockage and benefit from wet food and water fountain bowls to encourage hydration.

Fun fact I learned with a $1000 vet bill attached.

Straightforward, honorable. Emphatic, but not controllable. 

some fucking illuminati piss system. why the extra steps