latinextra:

teamwinexo:

langsandculture:

latinextra:

latinextra:

latinextra:

any spanish speaker: cojer

méxico and argentina:

méxico: cuantos años tiene? (how old is he?)

argentina: ni idea, pero es un pendejo (idk, but he is a pendejo)

méxico:

(pendejo in mex = insult. pendejo in arg= young boy)

méxico: wait a sec, i’m gonna eat a concha.

argentina:

(concha in mex = a type of bread. concha in arg = pussy)

spanish woman: hi, my name is concha

argentina: 

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(concha in spain = seashell and a female name. concha in arg = pussy)

mex: i love cajeta, it’s so sweet!

arg: 

(cajeta in mex = dulce de leche [caramel]; cajeta in arg = pussy) 

spanish speaker: h-

argentina: thats pussy, babe!!

peteseeger:

socialistexan:

justsomeantifas:

inkwellsandmagicspells:

justsomeantifas:

justsomeantifas:

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yet again, incredible takes from Forbes

Who said the rich don’t need the poor to suffer in poverty so the rich get to exist in luxury……

Excuse me what the fuck is that headline

🙂 extreme poverty and death sure is convenient!!!!! – Forbes

The article is just as bad as the headline would indicate

“Socialism is bad because we can’t make unlimited profit through unethical exploitation.”

“Robber barons were good actually, they’re actually Compassionate for keeping you in abject poverty for their benefit by marginally making the Poor’s life slightly more efficient.”

“Cruelty isn’t letting people starve in the streets by the millions, true cruelty is a small handful of people not being obscenely wealthy.”

This is the “let them eat cake” of late capitalism.

islamstan:

anyway imagine being conventionally attractive enough to jus start posting selfies on instagram and everyone starts noticing you and you have a whole career based on that and you get paid for it you just get paid for posting pictures and looking pretty all the time must BE REAL NICE

despazito:

transmxsc:

light-yagami-apologist:

you know what i feel like doesn’t get acknowledged enough? the official simpsons death note crossover

yes, you read that right. issue #25 of simpsons illustrated included 3 stories, the last of which was a death note crossover in which bart takes the place of light and krusty the clown serves as ryuk. here are some of my favorites from it (read from left to right, like a normal western comic and not a manga)

sorry it’s just bad pictures from my waterstained physical copy but i couldn’t find a pdf online so you’ll have to settle with this

what the

fuck

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