lynati:

systlin:

systlin:

rocketmermaid:

systlin:

fieldbears:

tattoo this on my flesh

I literally had a friend say this the other day while having dinner with him and his husband. 

“Listen.” He said. “I served in the military. 10 years in the army, and had to keep my mouth shut and pretend. I had to pretend to everyone, until I just got sick of it and decided fuck you all. I haven’t been nice in years. Everyone saying I should shut up can kiss my ass.” 

If people wanted nice gay people they should have been nicer to them. 

IF PEOPLE WANTED NICE GAY PEOPLE THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN NICER TO THEM

Oh wow I forgot about this.
I need to tell Ron he’s Tumblr famous now.

Ron says to tell all the pissed off cockroach motherfuckers that he and his husband Ryl are now your Angry Gay Dads.

Excellent.

Source: ithelpstodream

when I was 11 I read a fantasy book in which the serious villain’s catchphrase was saying “mmmyesss” and every time I sit down to write I tell myself “hey you don’t have to be perfect at writing, just aim higher than the ‘mmmyesss’ guy”

glumshoe:

nycturnal:

glumshoe:

kuttithevangu:

oh my god which book was this I remember the mmmmyeesssss guy. was he from those young merlin books??? 

Mmmyesss… it was The Great Tree of Avalon by T.A. Barron:

If any of you come for T. A. Barron like this again I will flay you all alive those stories were LOVELY

The stories were fine but the content and characters were completely eclipsed by the absurdity of “mmmyesss”. I remember writing to my best friend at the time to say I’d read a good book but wasn’t able to enjoy it because the villain’s catchphrase was so damn cheesy that I felt goosebumps of secondhand embarrassment in my bones.