my french prof: if you’re talking about a girl cat, you still have to use the masculine. “une chatte” is something… related to cats, but it’s inappropriate and you don’t have any reason to be using it in the context of this class. don’t use it anymore please
everyone for the next 10 minutes: pussy? oh, pussy? pussy? is it pussy? pussy? pussy? pussy? pussy? pussy?
Author: michellegruppetta8387
The fact that I can bench press my parents is a lot less impressive when you take into account that they were cremated, but the ladies don’t need to know that.
What even
My dude
Buddy
Pal are you alright
What are you, my therapist? Grow up.
116 year old chocolate
Please watch this series of Japanese gum commercials
You won’t regret it I promise
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omg
OMG?
Blue sea snail (Chromodoris willanii), a shell-less marine gastropod mollusk.It is most common in the seas of various islands of Indonesia. You can also find them near the shores of Philippines. Chromodoris Wilani is a sponge eater. They feed on Semitaspongia groups of sponges.
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“Villains! Traitors!” he thought, without clearly defining who the villains and traitors were, but feeling it necessary to hate those traitors whoever they might be who were to blame for the false and ridiculous position in which he found himself.”
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Leo Tolstoy, War and Peace
(via talesofpassingtime)
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